There’s been a lot of fuss about criticizing religions lately, so I thought I’d offer up mine. Go ahead and laugh or call it stupid or whatever. It won’t bother me at all.
1: In the beginning Dog created the bike and the road.
2: And the road was without stoplights, and traffic; and darkness was upon the faces of the murderous drivers on their way to church. And the Spirit of Dog moved upon the pedals.
3: And Dog said, Let there be lycra: and there was lycra.
4: And Dog saw the lycra, that it was good and tight: and Dog divided the lycra from the darkness.
5: And Dog called the lycra Kit, and the baggy pants he called Fred. And the jogging shorts and the saggy athletic socks were the first object of his derision.
6: And Dog said, Let there be thighs in the midst…
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